Friday, December 10, 2010

How Much Does A Normal Washing Machine Weigh

Carlo Gino and the track and promise.

Carlo walks into a bar of Arino all upset.
Gino : Oh! Oh, Charles, but what happened to you. You look like being chased by ghosts.
Carlo : Shut up! Shut up! Now I'll tell you.
Gino : He says, she says. I'm listening.
Carlo : Cazzago I was returning from a bicycle, a road that I do every day to and from work. I, as long as the weather is nice, I go to work by bicycle.
Gino : And you do well as work in Cazzago. Working in Marghera I can not do. But tell me, tell me what happened to you?
Carlo : So, as I said, and if you let me speak, I tell you. As I walked away Cazzaghetto, Franceschini reached the bend, a car that came from Cazzago I passed so close that the blast made me wobble. Fortunately, or what else, I did not fall. But I got such a fright that I still shake my legs.
Gino : I understand, I understand, it happened to me, long ago. That road is damn dangerous. But particularly dangerous for cyclists and pedestrians. Think, I tremble, bad, every time my son takes it.
Carlo : Look George, but we were told that it would take the bike path. You know nothing about it?
Gino : Mah! As many have said those are the so-called politicians. But I seem to remember that our mayoress said that if he wins the election, the bike path would have done in a jiffy. Indeed, that winning would be completed Philoctetes. And govern the town, the Province, the Region and the Government, to the bike path was a trifle, a trifle. But you saw her, you dear friend, the track?
Carlo I, oh no!
Gino : It is my impression, my friend, that if we go on like this we will not for a while.
Carlo : If I remember correctly, in September, towards the end it seems to me, I attended a Town Council in which the opposition councilor Spolaore questioned the Mayor about the delays in starting work the bike path. The Mayor replied that he would speak to the committee. But, Spolaore, not satisfied, reminded the Mayor that at Arino, some individuals were saying that the runway was not because There were projects. What, for him, absolutely not true. He added: "It was enough, that you gentlemen, you go to see the resolution of the Province, you have the beginning of September 2009 approved the final draft with their financing." Continuing, then, that "gentlemen to beware also the resolutions of the City Council of Dolo, which is always in September approved the variant, and in December, the final approval. While with the approval of the budget, gave the mandate to the offices of getting its financing. "
Gino : But then, why do not they?
Carlo : I understand that the Mayor should be saying that he has no money. Then I hear the Stability Pact. It all seems so strange though.
Gino : Why, Charles, you seem strange?
Carlo : Why I went to hear the last City Council. And always blessed Spolaore pointed out that the administration has more than 1,300,000 euro in cash savings and cuts, and has not yet invested € 303,000 in surplus of directors in 2009. And the commissioner confirmed the budget.
Gino : Look, Charles, did you bring me a headache. How about if we bevessimo a beer?
Carlo Yes, yes! I think it was better when it was worse!
Let them drink in peace, we will continue again .
[Translator's note: the dialogue was translated from dialect]

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